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Blattied 

-to be beaten at something so badly until you no longer have any passion left to keep going on
-to be uninspired to finish a task after someone shows you how it's done
-to be beaten senseless in front of a group of people
-bringing shame upon you and your family from a lacking of a certain skill
Wow! Did you just see that kid get blattied?

(to the person getting blattied) You just got blattied!

I'm glad that wasn't me in there, becasue I would have been blattied.
Blattied by JCNSS July 14, 2009
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Comes from the term batti wash. Battied means someone got a batti wash.
John just battied Christine's lovely behind.
battied by Ilovecattles December 15, 2016
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To be wasted, drunk, stoned etc.
Man that hip-hop was rad the other night but I got so blatted I had to go home early
blatted by robuttt October 12, 2006

blattedelay 

When your immigrant friend never seems to come on schedule and is late with a couple of minutes for every appointment.
- Damn, Salem never seems to come on time!
- Yeah, I know. He's got a blattedelay for at least five minutes.
blattedelay by hattsenanuu March 23, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026