A small suburb of Detroit, Michigan, and quite possibly the most uninteresting city in the Midwest. The only thing to do on any given
night is to go to National Coney Island which is actually in Roseville, Michigan.
Eastpointe sits just north of Detroit,
yet Detroit is starting to
head north across 8 Mile and thus making Eastpointe more
ghetto.
Because of said fact, property values are dropping and the streets are less safe at night.
The only entertainment value in the city is to buy
beer and throw a beer pong tournament, or sit in your buddy's garage and smoke hookah.
Basically, if you're not hungry, there is nothing to do in Eastpointe.
A) Hey! What do you want to do tonight?!
B) Let's
go get CONEY!
A) But I'm not hungry. There's nothing to do but get food in Eastpointe.
B) Alright, lets go to Club Matteo and smoke hookah and drink
beer.
A) CHEA! WE
FINNA GO NOW!
