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Burnt Retina 

Also known as a "BR," it is a reference to a female (or male) who is so unattractive that one needs to drink to the point that his (or her) retinas are burnt in order to hook up with said beast.
I was at a party last night when some burnt retina hit on me. After ten tequila shots, my retinas were properly burned enough to tap that giant beast.
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Brannon Reginald Burns 

A sexy man who really plays Fortnite for the lore and not for the love of the little kids who play it. “Reggie” is actually a left wing influencer and an Instagram influencer who portrays gay people in such a passionate way and even clipped his own foreskin to show gay people will not be oppressed

Please marry me “Reggie” Burns