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Klahowya Secondary School consists of grades 7-12. It's a part of the Central Kitsap School District, located in Silverdale, WA but everyone agrees that it's basically Seabeck. School mascot is an eagle. Not as big a population as surrounding schools but still pretty tight. Beautiful architecture and awesome teachers, for the most part. Not as snooty as CK or Oly. Kids who go here are usually pretty cool.
Bobby: wow those kids are mighty sexy.
Timmy: yes they are. they must be klahowya kids.
klahowya by iyazoo October 27, 2009
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a school. ppl consist of 7 main roups=

1.The Scary Homicidal PPL(emo)-the kids who are always talking about the mayan calander and shit.

2. The MommaShoppers-the kids who still get dressed by their mom. The "nerds".

3. The IQ nonsexuals-the ppl who are so obsessed with their brains they lose all hope for a partner EVER

4. The Normal ppl-the kids who just wanna be left alone. they arent popular, but they arent donkeys either. Respect!

5. The Jocks-the sports freaks

6. The MarchingBanders-these kids may seem like the weirdos at times, but theyre badass and have enof friends to take u out. watch out

7. The ZumiezHomiez-ppl who go shopping like every week and always have new DC/Osiris/Dakine/whatever else clothing. naturally good hearted and funny

The teachers go from good/fabulous-devil. Kids go from satanic-cool. If you go to klahowya, you kno what im talking about. ;)
Klahowya Cliques-
1. "hey u wanna see me blow up this fake model of the earth?" "sure ya only if you watch me blow up this model of you." "ok"

2."Hey you wanna check out my WOW level 4oo billion at my house?"

"No, im not allowed at other ppls houses. too much dust, im alergic. anyway, ur a noob and id PWN u"

3."Hey you wanna date me?"
"eww no i cant afford to waste my life on love and friendship"

4. "Hey how r u?"
"good"

5."Hey wanna go to the mall?"
"No, i have about 6 baseball/swimming practices after school"

6."Hey, where's my flute????"
"Up your ass"

7."Hey whaz happenin burrito?"
"brada you suck in a good way"
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Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026