Paddywhacked

To commit to do something with someone, only to appease them and not actually do.

Person A: We are going to celebrate a friends' birthday tomorrow night. Join us (insert location/time).

Person B: Sounds goods, I look forward to it. See you tomorrow night.

Tomorrow night comes, Person B is not there. You, believing they would be there due to previous conversation, have been officially Paddywhacked.

Paddywhacked by AnotherPaddyVictim January 27, 2012

Paddywhacked

To be killed by an Irishman.

"That poor British bastard."

"how'd he go?"

"Was fuckin paddywhacked"

Paddywhacked by Henry McByrd July 9, 2009

paddywhackery 

The fakey, out-of-a-box Irishness that insists on the same damned songs and the same damned menu and the same damned Guinness advertisements on the wall of every Irish bar outside of Ireland.
Seen in nearly every film which features a non Irish actor doing an Irish accent. Notable exceptions include Daniel Day Lewis in "In The Name of The Father" and Bradd Pitt in "Snatch".

"Every St.Patricks day Jose liked to emphasize his Irish roots by wearing green, drinking Guiness and referring to the 'old country' but it smacked of Paddywhackery"

paddywhackery by damien May 13, 2005

zip zap paddywhack 

To have sex with an extremely rotund female. She must be fat and usually found in a bar around closing time.

"Hey Andy, what did you do last night?"

"Oh I went to the bar, and zip zap paddywhacked!"

zip zap paddywhack by KirkG February 21, 2008

paddywhack

(v.) The act of being non-fatally hit by a drunk driver on St. Patrick's Day.

Jaywalking in front of the Blarney Stone Pub, I was paddywhacked by an oncoming car.

paddywhack by Dylan ---DaShizz--- March 17, 2009

Paddywhack

A boozed out, insane Irish girl

Ginger was actin’ drunk and crazy before her potato soup dinner so I called her a paddywhack and left.

Paddywhack by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020

zip zap paddywhack 

To have sex with a tumescently corpulent Bar hag.

"Hey Joe, what did you do last night"

"Oh you know. I went out to a Bar and Zip Zap Paddywhack"

"Sweet I love fat whores too!"

zip zap paddywhack by PhilFranklin February 22, 2008