Tarq 

The funnest most random person who drives a hemi. Tarq's are random, fast, and unable to be controlled. Tarq's like adventure, but usually have a unadventerous job to hide their disguise. Tarq. Can't live without em. Tarq's fix everything

Where's Tarq? I need him to fix my computer? There he goes, he's in his hemi.

Tarq by megalishousmeggastar August 20, 2010

Tarq 

1)an insane powerdriven psyco taht runs an online game know as dwl. also enjoys pepsi.
2)when somebody craps out of their face

opps i tarqed myself

Tarq by Lue January 15, 2004

Tarq 

tarq (tärq)
n. adj.
1. A substitute for fuck, in a public place, so that no one is offended.

2.

No 'ing' is added when speaking the word as an adjective.

That kid is a stupid tarq, dontcha think?
or
This math homework is tarq hard, jesus.

Tarq by yubda July 8, 2009

Tarquinius

When a person conducts themselves in the most exemplary way possible. The person will be very toff-like.

A person rowing across a lake with arms flailing and un-coordinated, would be the opposite of someone executing the action in a tarquinius fashion. A tarquinius rower would not only display exemplary rowing skills, but will also be wearing only the finest attire and will be outstandingly groomed.

Tarquinius by CD463 April 25, 2013

Tarquill 

A skillful social chameleon who unfortunately lacks any form of communication skills. Tarquills can be found in many bars throughout the world. Distinguished from other humans by their behaviour they can normally be found sidling up to a medium or large group of friends and without communicating directly with the members, they appear to the rest of the bar to be one of the group. In this way they can effectively disguise themselves and perform their normal behaviour of nursing one beer throughout the entire evening.

On rare occasions they can be found performing the tarquill mating dance. This is only speculation as it has never been observed to actually work. The dance involves the tarquill repeatedly moving moving one bodily appendage at a time in some sort or rhythm together with the ambient local noise and finished by a "special move". For example a repeating tapping foot followed by a repeating nodding head followed by a one fingered hand point.

Tarquills are difficult for the untrained eye to detect and are most commonly observed looking gormless in the background of photos taken the night before.

Check out that tarquill over there.
Watch out mate, you're being tarquilled!

Tarquill by Mark Eley June 28, 2008

Tarquin Wagemaker 

Most amazing caring lovable person u will ever know. She will always make u smile when u sad and will always have the time of your life with her. She's perfect in every single way and any guy would be lucky to be with someone that amazing. She will change your life for the better and every moment you are not with her is like your life isn't complete. She is the best friend you will ever have and no matter what you will always be totally and completely in love with her.

She's so amazing, that must be Tarquin Wagemaker

Tarquin Wagemaker by Kç!R£Ð September 5, 2011

tarquini 

Known to roam Eastern Europe and the Americas. A natural born killer who can't be stopped once he has caught the scent of his prey. Easily identified by soulless eyes and a devastatingly obvious lack of emotion. Be vary cautious if contact is unavoidable.

That boy is a tarquini...it's best you stay away.

tarquini by BewareTheStare September 28, 2010