Goober smack 

A person who is typically an obvious doofus or a dipshit, but are somehow unaware of it. A person who thinks that they are well liked or cool, but are very far from it.

Be quiet everyone, here comes goober smack. Just ignore him and he will go away.

Goober smack by Houston JC July 8, 2009

Smack goober 

When you and your crush are both dumb and y’all both know it

See ya later smack goober

Smack goober by Pimp daddy 621 April 29, 2020

globersmack 

Something to mentally get smacked with

Keep doing that, I’m gonna globersmack you!

globersmack by Kaymrynn June 2, 2021

Goobersmaching 

To smach a goober, or better said - grab them by their ankles and hold them upside down. You then proceed to shake them until all of their doubloons fall out of their pockets and crevices.

Hey bro! Wanna go Goobersmaching? Im gonna be rich with their weird ass coins!

Goobersmaching by NoshGilgan February 12, 2025