Poncert 

A concert in a place where it may be heard or seen from outside the perimeter fence, hence avoiding any cost of admission or payable fee.

Wireless Festival, Hyde Park in London. A temporary stage erected in the summer where the poncert is easily heard and/or seen from outside the paid entry zone.

Poncert by its_our_future July 5, 2009

phoncert 

When you call someone when you're at a concert, therefore transmitting the concert via phone. Phoncert.

Not to be confused with phig which is almost the same, but used at a gig.

I couldn't get time off work to see that band I like so my mate shared it with me via phoncert.

phoncert by craigy-j March 31, 2009

Poncestitute 

One of the notorious "ladies" (or gentleman) of the night who work on Ponce de Leon in Atlanta, GA. (Especially those on the corner of Boulevard and Ponce). They come in different varieties the further away from Peachtree St you go. For instance, Piedmont and Ponce at 4:00am has its share of African American trannies with expensive wigs. Down at Boulevard, the fare is more like the former humans from "I am Legend."

Many Poncestitutes are toothless and suffer from pelvic inflammatory disease, but don't worry, they only charge enough for a nominal amount of crack, or a chicken dinner from Popeyes.

The MARTA bus almost ran over a Poncestitute yesterday, and although she didn't seem to notice, her pimp was cussing up a storm and threatening a lawsuit.

Can you believe the police precinct is so close to a hotbed of Poncestitution?

Honey, you might want to see a doctor! You're staggering around like a Poncestitute.

As I turned left onto Ponce, the Poncestitute stuck her braless chest out at me and smiled a toothless grin. Then she noticed I was a woman and she shot me the bird.

Poncestitute by Suzanne B February 2, 2009

poncet 

Poncét is the best middle name in the world

Poncet is such a good middle name I wish it was mine

poncet by Clear Juice October 29, 2019

poncentration 

A value representing the mean per-capita pretentiousness and dickheadedness in a given location or community.

I like overpriced coffee as much as the next chap, but I just can't set foot in a Starbucks; the poncentration is high enough to make me physically ill.

poncentration by mcsquiggedy November 11, 2010

Poncer 

Faire chier/Emmerder quelqu'un

"Tu me ponces avec ta musique la !" "T'es entrain de me poncer arrête de parler..."

Poncer by LethalMG February 23, 2015

poncette 

Derived from 'ponce' the sixties UK term for 'pimp'. Recently it has come to mean an excessively feminine know-it-all. Slightly more demeaning than ponce.

Oi Jonah, nice rag you got onya, ya sparkly poncette

poncette by misteerious November 22, 2010