Fishwhich

Slang for fish sandwhich, it's a situation when a fish, normally edible, gets caught inbetween two slices of bread, in extreme situations, a baguette.
Some people think that it is a fish that performs dark arts and travels by broom stick with their wicked fishy ways but they are wrong.

Customer: Yeah, I'll have a fishwhich
Shop dude: A what??
Customer: You know fish sandwhich
Shop dude: Oh I thought it was a fish that performed magic
Customer: well you're WRONG!

Moral: The customer is ALWAYS right

Fishwhich by Ghettoblastin C July 1, 2009

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fishwich

the correct way to order a fish sandwich in any fish and chip shop. A fish sandwich is a buttered breadcake with a heavily battered fish (normally cod or haddock (or even the sick combination: CODDOCK)) inside, oozing grease.

Harry: "One fishwich please Squire!"
George: "Yes, very good sir."
Harry: "Cod if you would please, i can't stand that bastardin' bastard Haddock."

fishwich by Jeffrey Douglas November 24, 2006

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Related Words

Fishwhich • fishwich • fishwhistle • FishChicken • fishwick • fishwish • FishwithoutFish

fishwick

The string attached to the end of a used tampon.

Please can I borrow a tampon, my fishwick is getting rather fragrant

fishwick by The Truth sower March 26, 2019

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FishChicken

This word can mean just about anything.
1. It can be an exclamation.
2. It can replace a space in a sentence when you dont know what the real word is.
3. Used to describe a REALLY ugly girl.
4. Can be a replacement for 'whatever'

NB: Interchangeable with ChickenFish

1. 'WHAT THE FISHCHICKEN DID YOU JUST SAY?!?'
2. 'Attach the doohickey to te thingamabob, which will, in turn light up the FishChicken'
3. 'Dude, that chick is uglier than a FishChicken's bumcrack
4. 'What do you want for dinner, Nathan?' 'FISHCHICKEN! *mumbles: you ugly fishchicken*'

FishChicken by Daniel Interior September 25, 2006