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Kosher Meat 

A "friendly" way to refer to a jewish person who is a member of the opposite sex. Can be used for NJGs or NJBs.
Now that's some jewcy Kosher Meat!
Kosher Meat by EricTheRed November 9, 2004

Kosher Meat 

Animals are killed without pain killers, while completely consious, swinging by one ev, via only one permitted ceremonial slice. takes about 15 min.
"milky way candy bars are not kosher since they have non kosher pig, cow, and horse skin in their nougat (gelatin), and they have milk in their chocolate"
Kosher Meat by Dr. Dreidel May 15, 2003

Kosher meat 

When you’re gay goy boy and like cut cock, you’re craving some of the “kosher meat
- do you get meat?
- only if its kosher, im craving some kosher meat right now
Kosher meat by legoduplo82 August 2, 2024

Kosher Meat Market

A Jewish Meet and Greet Environment... where NJBs look for NJGs.
Hey Mordechai! Let's go to the Kosher Meat Market. There are bound to be some jewcy NJGs there.
Kosher Meat Market by EricTheRed November 9, 2004

Kosher Meats 

Orthodox Jews and Yahwists abstain from eating pork, lobster, shrimp, crab, clams, oyters and catfish as they are not kosher meats.

Beef, chicken, turkey, lamb and most fish are considered kosher.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026