A portmanteau describing a terminally-degreed person having no common sense and minimal social skills.
My professor is a doctard
by Super_G January 13, 2016
1. A doctor or med student who wears his medical coat and stethascope around in public to impress people and get noticed. A combination of the words doctor and retard.
2. A person who thinks that becoming a doctor is the end all, be all of existance.
2. A person who thinks that becoming a doctor is the end all, be all of existance.
by doctor_evil_69 February 21, 2003
Anyone who is clueless about understanding a doctor's diagnosis and/or hospital/health care terminology.
Being the doctarded person I am, I had no idea what a hysterectomy was until yesterday ...nor did I know how to spel it.
by Chad Wieland February 6, 2009