fuckswaggle
fuckswaggle by JesusPom June 28, 2009
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Fuckswaggle
To be tricked in a ruthless and execrable way, resulting in outlandish righteous indignation and of course, grave disappointment.
My son proclaimed audaciously, "I've been fuckswaggled," when told he couldn't have a snack until his room was clean.
Fuckswaggle by Mommommommommom July 20, 2018
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Fucksnuggle
The act of laying together naked and fucking, while taking little breaks throughout to snuggle and then resume fucking at some point. The penis can remain inserted during the snuggle portion of the fucksnuggle. Fucksnuggle, fucksnuggler, fucksnuggles is also a sweet nickname.
"Baby, I love you so much I don't only just want to fuck you, I want to fucksnuggle the shit out of you!!"
" I figured we could spend the day together, sleep in late, do a little fucksnuggling and then go have brunch."
" I figured we could spend the day together, sleep in late, do a little fucksnuggling and then go have brunch."
Fucksnuggle by Karadactyle June 3, 2012
Fucksnuggle
n. 1.a nap(kip) or cuddle(snuggle) that turns into something more. Most effective when one partner (usually the male) wants to have sex, but has resolved ‘him’self to just the snuggle. 2. When one partner (usually the female) starts out wanting a snuggle, but then is turned on and wants to fuck.
Wife: let’s just cuddle.
Husband: well, alright.
(45 min. later)
Husband: Wow, that was quite a fucksnuggle!
Wife: Mmmm
Husband: well, alright.
(45 min. later)
Husband: Wow, that was quite a fucksnuggle!
Wife: Mmmm
Fucksnuggle by happily married October 4, 2008
Fuckbaggleton
A place or location, actual or mythical, where fuckbags reside when not shitting the rest of the general population of Earth to tears.
"Why don't you, and the rest of your primordial puddle jumpers, pack up your shit, and piss off back to fuckbaggleton!
Fuckbaggleton by Jimmy Tasmanianovich December 2, 2017
fuckwangle
"She told me not to worry about coming out for a few beers with you and not to rush home"...
"You think she's fuckwangled you?"
..."Well now I do!"
"You think she's fuckwangled you?"
..."Well now I do!"
fuckwangle by Marash1979 April 7, 2024
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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