The season of the year where parents are nagged and nagged for lots of presents until they break down and buy them.
Kid: Oh I can't wait for Christmas this year!
Parent: Yay, my money's gonna fly out the window and we'll end up on the street.
Kid: But won't Santa get my presents for me?
Parent: Yeh, about that...
Parent: Yay, my money's gonna fly out the window and we'll end up on the street.
Kid: But won't Santa get my presents for me?
Parent: Yeh, about that...
by octone October 22, 2011
Get the Christmasmug. a scam to spend money you dont have on shytt you dont need. used to be about a book character jeesus but now is about getting drunk off egg nog, dressing up your dog in a stupid reindeer sweater, and hanging flashing bulbs off the side of your house.
Sally: I love Christmas!
Frank: Me too!
Sally: Let's get a second mortgage to buy gifts for people we secretly hate to celebrate Christmas.
Frank: Yay, holidays.
Frank: Me too!
Sally: Let's get a second mortgage to buy gifts for people we secretly hate to celebrate Christmas.
Frank: Yay, holidays.
by xXxPepsi-ColaxXx February 13, 2009
Get the Christmasmug. The day you recieve tons of gifts from your rich friends and family. Otherwise, it's just another holiday about Jesus.
I got my bling-bling on christmas.
by xoaznmonkeyox November 14, 2006
Get the Christmasmug. (N.) The birthday of Jesus Christ and Santa Claus. Also the day when you get presents under the christmas tree. Everyone in the world celebrates Christmas, except Jews, Protestants, and me, cause I'm too poor for Christmas.
"Go, Shortie. It's ya Birfdae..."
by G-Union December 19, 2003
Get the Christmasmug. A fictional orange fish which can survive out of water for several minutes, having the capacity to switch off it's robotic gills and energise it's livo-tron (also known as a Jesus). Commonly confused with goldfish but differences in size must be accounted for, as christmas tend to be several times larger than the average goldfish. The eggs of these creatures are called 'presents'.
by Juhmikay December 21, 2010
Get the Christmasmug. Christmas: Happy birthday Corporate America! Here's all of our money for that stuff you sell us that's intentionally manufactured with defects and poor materials to make us continually buy more of your shitty products.
by FoxShadowBlack May 07, 2011
Get the Christmasmug. A holiday on the 25th of December. It is originally meant to celebrate the birth of Christ, but in recent times has also become a secular holiday of sorts, with Santa Claus as its icon. The celebration of Christmas varies between cultures form highly religious to highly secular, but in the West it is usually a combination. Some say, with good reason, that it has become overly commercial. Though its commercialization is parallel to its secularization, it is not an unavoidable result of secularization.
by Malfacteur December 11, 2003
Get the Christmasmug.