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post-sexual 

1. adj. referring to a later, sexually inactive stage of life, esp. after having children.

2. adj., given to sexual fantasy with no thought of physical sexual activity.

3. n., a formerly sexually active person.
1. "I've been post-sexual ever since Dougie left for college"

2. "Dude, you are really staring at that chick.", "Yeah, I'm having a post-sexual moment."

3. Hotel clerk: "A room with one king or two queen beds?", "Two queens; we're post-sexuals."
post-sexual by blackcat99 July 25, 2010

post-sexual fugue

The act of fleeing the scene of a negative sexual encounter. Marked by a strong aversion to having contact or communication with the other sexual party. In extreme cases even being in the same vicinity is too much to bear. Often occuring after cum horror. Often leads to shame shower.
Yeah, we had sex. But I had an episode of post-sexual fugue. I snuck out, got in my car, and drove-off like a mad man with a sigh of relief.

post-sexual 

Someone who doesn't define themselves according to the genders of the people they're attracted to.
"Is she straight, a lesbian, bisexual, or asexual?"
"None, she's post-sexual. She's into human beings."

Postsexual 

Having sexual attraction only affiliated towards Jordan J. Post.
Im really loving the way jordan post eats that sandwich, i feel very postsexual.
Postsexual by Chrissss pissss November 29, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026