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Friendzigate 

Go out and make friends. This word can be spelled "Franzigate" or "Friendzigate."
Guy 1: "I'm bored."
Guy 2: "We should friendzigate because then you wouldn't be as bored. You know, because you'd have more friends and all."
Guy 1: "That sounds like fun."

--later--
Guy 1: "I'm glad you thought of friendzigating, I have <b>so</b> many friends now, and I'm never bored. Thank you."
Guy 2: "Anytime, how did you think I became so popular?"
Friendzigate by Matt Parkman June 22, 2009
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friendtimate 

Used to define a 'friends with benefits' situation. Describing the act of being involved with someone that is less than a significant other but more than a friend.
Is that guy your friend or your boyfriend?

Were more than friends but he's not my boyfriend- were just 'friendtimate'
friendtimate by T. Simmons November 8, 2010

friendigayed 

Your straight friend is really hot you dont have the balls to ask him out just be you and go up and talk to him try to play a game of gay warrior with him
Man, im so friendigayed right now!
friendigayed by randomgaycunt27 December 30, 2016

friendicated 

person who is dedicated to their friends and family...putting them before themselves sometimes
person 1-"wow, that chick would do anything for a friend in need"
person 2 - " yeah thats some friendaction but she is very friendicated"
friendicated by Kubas22 January 9, 2010

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026