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Breakfastage 

A common word used to describe the sudden urge for eating a breakfast cerial while sheering sheep.

It can only be used when the person is craving a kellog's cerial and not any other brand.
Most commonly heard of on the island of lanzarote.
Mike: "dude, Mindie wasn't in bed this morning when i woke up."
Chris: "why not?"
Mike: "she sometimes wakes up feeling breakfastage and heads to the farm"
Chris: "oh ye, i get that too sometimes."
Breakfastage by hearthrob June 20, 2009
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breakfastasuka 

A person that likes South Park…. But their really cool so you better like them…..😡😡 their also a asuka kinnie..
Person 1: hey wanna know something cool!
Person 2: ya what?
Person 1: I’m mutuals with breakfastasuka
breakfastasuka by asukakinniereals December 27, 2022

breakfastmaker 

When lying in bed with their girlfriend in the morning the bloke releases a fart so potent in evil the female has no choice but to get up and make breakfast.
I was well hungry this morning so i dropped a breakfastmaker so your mum would get up and cook some fucking food.

Breakfastarian 

A person who recognizes the superiorty of breakfast over other meals. A person who eats only breakfast foods.
While some people would choose to eat a steak for dinner, a breakfastarian would only consume a steak if it were served with eggs.
Breakfastarian by NIHNutrionist August 30, 2013

nausea causing/related breakfastaphobia 

1.A fear of eating breackfast accompanied by feelings of sickness when eating early or only a short time after getting up.

2.Can be without any fear of breackfast and just the nausea when eating early
nausea causing/related breakfastaphobia - When eating or thinking of eating breakfast, you feel sick or dizzy

breakfastiness 

1. Imbued with the wholesome, rich, and filling qualities of breakfast.
"Hm, maybe I'll add toast and a poached egg for maximum breakfastiness," thought Natalie.

Ugh steamed kale? Can't we eat something with a little breakfastiness to it?
breakfastiness by LeftyShift March 3, 2015

BreakFastamine 

Breakfast of the champions of schuylkill county residence. The breakfast is consumed by ingesting, smoking &/or snorting the crushed up crystals of that lil white bitch; Crystal Meth💎
Get that breakFastamine chopped & lines up for my arrival, please?’

‘I’m blink napping while driving, but nothing a lil breakFastamine can’t cure’