Connexed 

Connexed (Verb) the act of being screwed over by Connex.

Background Info: Connex is probably the worst public transport system in the universe. Trains constantly running late or being cancelled it's never been harder to get to where you want to go.

"Hey, where are you?"
"Sorry I'm running late I got connexed again!"
"That's the 4th time this week"

Connexed by MattMan Tempz June 20, 2009

Connered 

To have your story be outdone or one upped by a

co-worker.

I told him that I drove to work doing 60 MPH. He said "I drove in doing 90 MPH and I was texting all the way !!!! "
That's when I realized I had been connered !

Connered by Anita Rimmer April 14, 2011

Connexted

When you meet someone and they happen to know your ex.

Jane: I met this guy at the party but he's connexted to Brad.
Kendall: Oh, looks like a dead end.

Connexted by eoneill1324 May 30, 2016

connered 

To become extraordinarily inebriated off such small amounts of alcohol as to have no metric or imperial standard of measure; a descriptive term for drinking used by novices with a negligible alcohol tolerance and great flare for exaggeration.

I drank half a shot last night, and I was connered.

My six friends and I bought a can of bud light and plan on getting connered tonight girlfriend, wanna come?

connered by Carson Lokovich January 22, 2008

Connered 

When that one great friend takes you out on a weeknight and you end up getting completely hammered drunk and basically unable to work the next day

I got Connered last night - there is no way I am turning the camera on in this damn Zoom meeting

Connered by armandoariago May 12, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020