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Stink Hammer 

The term 'Stink Hammer' is a term for a penis.
National Lampoon magazine introduced the term "Stink Hammer" for a penis back in the '70's. I have been using that term ever since.
Stink Hammer by tikipirate August 10, 2005

Stinky Ham 

When a women that your having sex with has a stinky vagina.
Damn Megan had that Stinky Ham I couldn’t even fuck her no more.
Stinky Ham by MichaelFatCock June 1, 2021

ham on a stick 

A self-fisting kit.

Use a cooked ham joint which has been refrigerated. Put it on a stick and voila! Feels like someone else is grabbing for your prostate via your arse.
Scott was feeling lonely, so he rubbed himself all over with lard before getting down and dirty with a ham on a stick.
ham on a stick by McFist April 20, 2005

stinkhammer 

Popular slang term for penis.
I gave her the stinkhammer and asked for more!
stinkhammer by Rico Bravo January 14, 2006

Texas Hammer Stick 

When you are having sex with a girl and right before you cum you pull out, bust on her face, and then smack her in the head with your dick causing her to become unconscious.
Kyle: "So Jake, how did your night go?"
Jake: "Great i gave her the Texas Hammer Stick."
Texas Hammer Stick by Jonny Jimboy November 11, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026