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Queezies 

Crossed fingers that instantly make you immune to being tagged in games like Off Ground Touch, Forty-Forty, Cops and Robbers, Stuck in the mud etc.
Basically a pussy way out of admitting you've been tagged, and are now "it".
People often argue with Queezies, and they're usually only considered legitimate if you've stopped to tie your laces or something else that renders you unable to continue running away from the person who is 'it'.

Some people have different names for this, but as far as I know it's always backed up by having crossed fingers as proof that you're not just shit at the game or really slow.
Person who is 'it:(running towards you, hand outstretched)
You(noticing them): Queezies! (showing your crossed fingers)
Person who is 'it':(grinding to a halt) Ugh. Fine. (runs off towards someone else)
Queezies by amaisieing June 14, 2009
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Queeniesize 

To spend time doing things that are not useful or serious when an important task needs attention.
Thabang spent all day queeniesizing leading to very little work getting done.

Hurry up Rachel, you queeniesize too much!
Queeniesize by fastthai July 22, 2021
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beefy queefies 

1. An episode of constant farting which stinks like a third-world storm drain and is usually brought on by some type of ethnic food.

2. Taking a shit and moaning like a woman giving birth.
1. "I went to Chipotle for lunch and now I've got a case of the beefy queefies, and I'm very afraid of leaving a pool of Bosco in my underwear."
2. "Dude, Henry's in the can, shouting like a maternity patient. Guess he's got the beefy queefies."
Questions from Straight people about what it's like to be Gay.
So my Mom ran me through a bunch of Queeries last night after I told her I was a Lesbian.
Queeries by SlimShugga June 6, 2016

Queeniest 

You are the QUEENIEST of queens when you feel most like yourself, you do you! Go be your queeniest self and live your best life
We are the queeniest of queens
Queeniest by QueeniestQueen🤩 December 20, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026