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Half a sandwich

This is an urban legend at a high school in New Jersey. Supposedly, one boy, a freshman, was smoking pot, and did not have any money for his "pot food." Meanwhile, another boy, a sophomore, had a sandwich and ate half. He was no longer hungry. So desperate, the freshman asks the sophomore, "Hey, could I have half the sandwich?" Both high out of their minds, the sophomore replies, "Yes, but only if you suck my dick first." As the rumor has it, the freshman did go ahead with the task, to achieve his craving of hunger, half the sandwich.
What would you do for Half a sandwich ?
Umm, idk run a mile?
How about SMD!

Half a sandwich

What everyone calls Kade. Insted of Halavonich we say half a sandwich
Hey, Is that Kade Half a Sandwich?

40 Bucks and Half a Subway Sandwich

When a guy agrees to his group of friends that he’ll let an ugly girl suck his dick. After the boy gets his dick sucked, the group of friends owe him 40 bucks and half a subway sandwich of any kind.
Bro, Bobby totally just pulled a 40 bucks and half a subway sandwich! Definitly wasn’t worth it.

Half a shit sandwich 

Something that is really bad but possibly fixable.
The tv series has really become half a shit sandwich but it can easily be saved by adding a younger actor in the cast.

one and a half sandwiches 

The act of making sandwiches to a fractions. To suffice your and possibly another's hunger.
"Hey teagan...you hungry bro??? Yo you should make one and a half sandwiches and give me half!"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026