Utica 

The saddest city in America. Imagine being forced to eat a turd sandwich and when you're done eating it someone kicks you in the krotch and has sex with your mom. It's like 10 times sadder than that.

"Hey, let's go to Utica."

"Hey, I'd rather kill myself."

Utica by MrSpongebobBrownPants September 15, 2019

utica 

The city that God forgot

This city sucks, it reminds me of Utica

utica by bort April 15, 2005

Utica 

The only place on earth that people from Buffalo are allowed to mock and ridicule.

"Look on the bright side - at least we're not Utica" - Buffalo Resident

Utica by ThankgodIleftUtica December 13, 2013

Utica 

The City of Despair

We took a wrong turn and drove through Utica and the kids kept asking what had happened in this place to make the people look so bizarre.

Utica by Wiseguy68 December 1, 2016

Utica 

A shithole. Located right in the middle of New York State and centrally located 5 hours away from 3 major cities (just far enough to be out of reach). Most people living there are either retarded or want to get the hell out. Did I mention it sucks?

Winter's in Utica are proof that hell freezes over

Utica by Nasty Nate February 28, 2005

Utica 

Like being dead, but without the fun.

"I died and went to Utica."

"Utica failed in its bid to be twinned with Pluto"

Utica by Uncle Des November 25, 2009

Utica 

Small, once promising Upstate New York City. Now looks like missile testing grounds. Home of the original "Big wig" wanna-bes and wacky, limp politicians that trade offices every election. Site of corruption and future massive power line. Using plywood as window dressing is catching on, as well as being almost totaly jobless.

"Utica is relatively equivelent to a banana republic, DON'T move there and if you must drive by on the New York State Thruway, roll up your windows, Close heater/air vents, and lock the doors.

Utica by FormerUtican # 927,305,364,976,485,315,468 September 2, 2008