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Bella Swan

The personification of Stephanie Meyer as written by herself if she was as popular and perfect, as she wishes she had been in high school.
Essentially perfect and lacking any sort of flaws or personality, as to make her easier for teen girls to identify with, though, in reality, it just makes teen girls focus more on Edward Cullen, driving the popularity of a shitty book even higher.
"Bella Swan? Isn't that the girl who hangs around Edward all the time?" "Who cares, Edward is there."
Bella Swan by Trast December 25, 2008
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Bella Swan

The main character in the Twilight saga, AKA he most annoying bitch in popular English literature. She's whiney, shallow, has a superiority complex, and is a necrophiliac.

She's also a Mary Sue that most people love anyway.
Twilight Fangirl: I wish I was Bella Swan!

Sane Person: Why? You want to be a shallow, two-faced bitch?
Bella Swan by JadeHeartOfFire March 21, 2009

Bella Swan

a whiny, spoiled, bitchy, self-centered character in the Twilight series. Ends up with Edward. Has no real personality except for the fact that she cant walk in a straight line and loves fucking Edward Cullen. Is the girl most girls (and some boys) want to be only because she screws Edward.
BellaWannabe: "OHMYGOD! I LOVE EDWARD! I WISH I WAS BELLA SWAN!

SmartPerson: "You want to be a klutzy whiny bitch?"
Bella Swan by BellaIsABitch June 7, 2009

Bella Swan

Possibly one of the worst written, most irritating characters in modern literature.
Bella is a whiny, two-faced idiot, with a severe vampire complex.
I don't understand how Stephenie Meyer managed to get a degree. I really don't.
Teenage girls that like vampires should not be allowed to read. That way, shitty vampire novels about Bella Swan and Edward Cullen would keep out of our bookstores.
Bella Swan by Mo'suckra November 30, 2011

Bella Swan

Bella Swan is a whiny cow in the Twilight Saga
Bella Swan: oh no, edward and jacob both love me.
-whinge whinge-
-cut-
Bella Swan by Shelby Peatling [woot] February 21, 2009

Bella Swan

1. A character in the Twilight series

2. A painfully obvious Mary-Sue
Bella Swan is such a sueish character!
Bella Swan by Mika Dowlen (Lilac) February 19, 2009

bella swan

A young Mary-sue who is a total klutz that even if she did die in the first book you wouldn’t be surprised.
She practically lives of Edwards hair, breath, nose, mouth, eyes, sparklieness, stupidity and anything else that turns her on slightly. She has no problem with Edward her fairy oh shit I mean vampire, coming into her bedroom each night and watching her sleep. He probably jacks off as well while doing it. In the very last book she is impregnated by Edward and is newly ‘gifted’ with a half human half vampire daughter named Renesme. She prances around as a vampire after giving birth to her newly freak of a daughter who will hook up with Bella’s BFF Jacob Black who weirdly enough is a werewolf who has a conflict with Edward.
Twihard 1: OME!!! bella swan does NOT deserve Edward! I do!!!!

Twihard 2: OMJ!!! I totally agree! Ungrateful Skank! I deserve Jacob and his hot abs!

*Twihards high five*