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shitoozle 

1. Same as shitooze, but in a smaller quantity.

2. Plural form can be used as an exclamation.
1. After much effort on the john, only a shitoozle was found.

2. Shitoozles!

Shnoosle 

English version of German "Schnusel": a cute dearie.
Even though he trolled a lot on the boards he was always a perfect shnoosle with me.
Shnoosle by DCR January 3, 2009

schnoodle diving 

When you climb on top of the stall/bar in a restroom and proceed to shit off the top into the toilet, creating a satisfying splash
brad: Dude, Kevin asked to use my bathroom, and he went schnoodle diving off the counter!
Nick: HAA!! sucks to be you man. Better get a mop.
schnoodle diving by tinwillie June 22, 2011
An obbrevation of the name Sean Hindle. He is a very intelligent man, a fighter against the thot army, and is incredibly skilled at Fortnite. An absolute unit of a lad.
"Shindle is incredibly good at Fortnite and is a beastly human being"
Shindle by videfluffy October 24, 2018

Schnoodle 

a cross between a Schnauser and a Poodle, can also be used to indicate a dog has schnoodle in it
My Cocker Schnoodle is half Cocker Spaniel and half Schnoodle.
Schnoodle by Tromp September 12, 2007

Long Distance Schnoodle 

The rejected Olympic sport of getting the longest possible distance of stretched foreskin over another man's (circumcised) penis. Also referred to as LD schnoodle
Mark: Hey Dave let's go to McDonalds

Dave: Sorry man I have to practice my Long Distance schnoodle there's a meet coming up

Mark: Wtf that isn't even a real sport you fucking creep!