cubans

the best cigars for the best weed. both are illegal. rolling a phat one with hommies. gettin a really expensive cigar for some really good weed. high quality shits. rolling weed in a cigar and selling it.

Hey, you got any cubans? Asking to buy or wanting to smoke the good shits.

by CJ Perry May 14, 2006

Cuban

1. A person of cuban nationality or origin.

2. A person who has superior dancing skills, usually involving ass shaking, grinding, or reggaeton.

3. (adj.) sexy.

1. I'm Cuban, my mom is from Cuba.

2. "She is so Cuban on the dance floor..."

3. Damn, that girl is cuban.

by Andrés el nadador June 11, 2008

Cuban

The best thing to be. The coolest and most talented people in the world. And they come in all races.

Andy Garcia, Celia Cruz, Fat Joe, Gloria Estafan, etc.

by cUbAn_StEvE April 09, 2005

Cuban

Hispanics criticized by others as being arrogant. This criticism usually comes from people who are ashamed of their heritage and target Cubans to relieve their insecurities about their origins. This criticism could be stopped if the critics would remove their head from their ass long enough to be proud of and brag about their own heritage rather than focusing all of their attention on envying Cubans(this goes for everyone, not just hispanics). Many other hispanics will claim that Cubans abandon their latin brothers rather than stick together, in doing this, these hypocrites are abandoning and attacking the cubans(their latin brothers). To those who complain about the loud Cuban voice, we're only loud because we know that what we're talking about is way more interesting than the stupid shit your spewing out of your mouth and everyone else deserves to hear it too. However, this suggestion at how to stop the criticism and about the nature of the criticism directed at Cubans should not be misconstrued as a plea to stop the teasing and criticism, we Cubans are too busy admiring how awesome we are and don't really give a fuck about what you think. In closing, I have nothing against other hispanics or anyone of any race(love all you people) i hope that all reading this definition can learn to be proud of and brag about their heritage just as Cubans do, and to those who still think that Cubans are assholes, you can all line up and suck my Cuban cock :)

-Douchebag: Cubans are such arrogant pricks
-Smart guy: Maybe you should learn to be like a Cuban and stop hating yourself just cause your Honduran
-Douchebag: Dude! Don't say that i'm Honduran, somebody might hear you

by PSTAR El Qbano April 03, 2010

Cuban

Goegeous people with the best food, music, baseball players and boxers. There island is the best in the carribean. The women are the best and have the biggest butts in the world. The men are hot to. No Cuban likes to be called puerto rican cuz Cubans are better and also because puerto ricans copied the flag and try to display it to everyone when they didn't even come up with. Cuban is also a good lover!!!!

Guy: My chick is Cuban.
His friend: You hella lucky!!!!!!!!!!

by MariCrystal July 07, 2007

Cuban

A person from the current communist country of Cuba, The dictator is Fidel Castro, and we do swim across the Gulf to get to get to Miami.

Dave-Holy shit theres some dude drowning, i got 2 get the life gaurd-
Jesus-don't waste your time it's just a Cuban

by Mitch the Cuban April 17, 2006

Cuban

They eat lots of rice,beans and porc meat. They love parties,drinking,dancing(they r very good at it) and whatever involves sexy bitches, they are a race of sex adicts and they don't go out with anyone easely they have high espectatives to their girlfriends basicly they have to be extremely fit and sexy and hot. they will be a get around for a relationship but be careful they have skills at making you full in love with them and they also have skills at knowing what you are thinking about and they can esaly read your mind even if you don't know them very well, they will make laugh even if they are trying to annoy you, their most common name is Jose and normally they are sexy, their not easely impressed and they are not esay to annoy because apparently they like to live their lifes as best as possible. they like to dress tight and some of them like rappers they like to listen to reggeaton and disco music and whatever is good to dance in a party. they love hot wether and hate cold due to their wether in cuba. i don't know if im wrong but for me being a fu*king manwhore that goes out with anyone is bad yeh? well they think that the one that goes out with the most girls and has the biggest co*k and fuc*s the most is the coolest.i could keep talkin about the for a whole day but i can't be asked lol and i know all this because i live in miami where 90% of the people are cuban

cuban

by cubanlover1000000 November 15, 2010