Bordee

1. Short for borderline. Often used to describe individuals suffering from mental retardation.

2. An exclamation of shock/glee/tourette's.

1. "It's water, Allen. Waaa-ter. You DRINK it."
"Yeah Allen, you're so bordee."

2. "BOOOORDEEEEEEE!"

Bordee by The Bord-Master May 27, 2009

bordello dweller 

1. An individual, usually of the male sex, who likes to frequent institutions that deal in prostitution

2. A name given to creepy men who like to hit on underage females

3. An individual who has amassed a large quantity of STD's in their lifetime due to their sexual escapades

When I told Jessica of how the man hit on me, she warned me to stay away from him, fearing that he may be, in fact, a bordello dweller.

bordello dweller by JiggyWitchyPoo December 2, 2019

Border Gore

Ugly borders that look like complete shit usually found in paradox games such as EU4 and HOI4. They include borders of nations cut in half with a bunch of enclaves and exclaves and snaking lands.

USA: alright Germany, i beat you in ww2. give me half your Russian provinces and give the other half to Norway and Britain can take a few parts of Siberia here and there and Poland shall be independent

Germany: But that would create so much border gore!

Border Gore by oscarnout August 25, 2016

send a mexican across the border 

taking a shit

i gotta send a mexican across the border

send a mexican across the border by le alvin March 16, 2022

borderline-suicidal 

When somebody consistently and repeatedly has suicidal thoughts, but hasn't seriously considered it and planned out a comprehensive course of action. Like almost all medical problems, early treatment is extremely important.

borderline-suicidal Person: I lost my job and my wife is considering divorce.... maybe I should just put one right in my head...
(Next day) Gotta drive to the unemployment office...maybe I should just lock the door and drive into a lake...
Similar thoughts repeat frequently

Suicidal person: My family was murdered and I'm being framed for it....I'll go get my gun and end it right here. I'd better do it over the bridge so there's no mess. Just in case my life insurance pays out, I'll write a will to have it all donated to charity...

borderline-suicidal by Jean PKAM November 9, 2013

The borzees 

When you’re bored and want to be entertained but are too lazy to actually entertain yourself. This leads to the never-ending pursuit of mindless, low-effort entertainment that causes you to feel emptier than before.

Example 1: Some got covid-19 in 2020. Others caught a bad case of the borzees.

Example 2: I was going to do something fun today, but then I got the borzees and spent 5 hours on TikTok instead.

The borzees by SheerNonsense January 3, 2021

borderlands flu 

When you miss work on September 18th because Borderlands 2 just came out.

Why weren't you here on Tuesday?
I had the borderlands flu.

borderlands flu by Papa5quaT September 16, 2012