4 definitions by JiggyWitchyPoo
Kreets are crusty sheets that are full of debris, such as: toe and fingernail clippings, dead skin from psoriasis, as well as bacon crumbs and other delicious food items.
The kreets were so foul they almost crawled off of the bed.
Everywhere Mark goes he seems to leave a trail of kreets behind.
Everywhere Mark goes he seems to leave a trail of kreets behind.
by JiggyWitchyPoo June 21, 2017
1. Someone or something that is extremely sexy and desirable
2. An individual of superior intellect and compassion
3. To possess the most kissable countenance
2. An individual of superior intellect and compassion
3. To possess the most kissable countenance
by JiggyWitchyPoo November 1, 2017
1. An individual, usually of the male sex, who likes to frequent institutions that deal in prostitution
2. A name given to creepy men who like to hit on underage females
3. An individual who has amassed a large quantity of STD's in their lifetime due to their sexual escapades
2. A name given to creepy men who like to hit on underage females
3. An individual who has amassed a large quantity of STD's in their lifetime due to their sexual escapades
When I told Jessica of how the man hit on me, she warned me to stay away from him, fearing that he may be, in fact, a bordello dweller.
by JiggyWitchyPoo December 3, 2019
1. He is the patron saint of vagabonds. He appears at concerts, equipped with tubes of glue, paper bags, and Dollar Store makeup, in order to comfort those in distress.
2. A word salad title given to someone when you cannot recall their real name.
2. A word salad title given to someone when you cannot recall their real name.
by JiggyWitchyPoo April 23, 2020