vagina

1. the reason life exists

2. a source of addiction for even the most tough minded men

3. a tool used by women to control men and force them to submit to their insane demands

4. the only place a penis truly feels at home

5. the only thing that makes life worth living

Offspring are the involuntary bi-product of man's insatiable appetite for the vagina.

by muffdiver1000 August 20, 2009

vagina

In Economics: a form of payment, and accepted in more places than Visa.

I'll pay for that beer with my Vagina.

by Aeltrius December 02, 2009

vagina

The best place on Earth!

Jenny's vagina is fucking awesome!

by lifeofarctic June 27, 2007

vagina

something that you come out of when you're born and then spend the rest of your life trying to get back into

vagina is fun to play with

by thegreatcornholio May 11, 2008

vagina

A sacred portal through which all light, goodness, rejuvenation, joy and ecstasy may enter the human form.

That woman has a vagina.

by Mike the Ekim May 04, 2006

vagina

A lady's sexual part.

A vagina is used for sexual intercourse.

by wills0 June 23, 2010

vagina

vagina is the gate to heaven

the penis is the key to unlock the gate of heaven (vagina)

by 1234567890 April 21, 2005