Swisa 

Someone who's really attractive and has a good personality mostly referred to afghan girls.

It can also mean the girl of your life.

That afghan girl is Swisa!

That girl is Swies!

Swisa by e.therestudontneedtoknow May 27, 2009

Swishful Thinking 

When all you can think of is making 3 pointers, or making a basket that is a swish. This is common for poor shooters, who dream of swishes all day, and then celebrate when they finally make one, after multiple misses. This is called Swishful Thinking, as they continue to shoot and shoot, knowing they will finally make one.

Damn, did you see Keith hit that huge 3 after he missed like 6 shots in a row. Yeah dude, he is the king of Swishful Thinking.

Swishful Thinking by Gohanssj22 July 7, 2020

Swishy Dog

A Swishy Dog is a prank to play on either a sleeping, drunk, or otherwise incapacitated person at a party or wherever the situation permits. Simply wait until the victim passes out, or is sleeping. Next, take a room temperature hot dog and insert it into the victims mouth. "Swish" the hot dog all around the inside of their mouth, teeth and gums, forcefully if needed to ensure that they will wake up. continue to slap it across their face and forehead until they open their eyes. Next, hide the hot dog, unzip your fly and pull your dick out of your pants and present it close to the victims face. If properly executed, the victim will suspect that they just got finished getting mouth raped and subsequently never be the asshole who passes out at a party again.

After falling asleep to an episode his favorite show, Harry Paratesties woke up abruptly to something forcing itself in and around his mouth emitting a salty taste throughout. As he opened his eyes he immediately was horrified at the large, uncut penis that swayed before him. A burst of laughter ensued as all of his friends accused him of blowing another man. But everyone at the party knew that he hadn't, he was just the victim of a perfectly executed Swishy Dog. (See also; felching for duckbutter)

Swishy Dog by FupaGunt March 7, 2015

Sisanda 

Sisanda’s are the most amazing/beautiful/thickkkkkkk,people. Not only are they beautiful asf. But they smart as hell. You want them in your life, no not want need. Her smile lights up a room and her words are meant to be heard. Sisanda’s are mentally strong and you definitely don’t want them on your bad side or prepare to be roasted the fuck up. They are protective and passionate about the people they love and are the life of the party. Total wife potential, once you got your self a Sisanda you won’t ever want someone else. Cherish them or you will regret it till the day you die.

Person 1: “damn who is that in the glasses, she hot as hell?!”
Person 2 : “that’s Sisanda”

Sisanda by cany February 10, 2019

swisha 

Slang for a Swisher Sweet cigar. commonly made into a blunt with marijuana

imma grab a swisha and a forty and keep the party jumpin

swisha by Chrome April 9, 2006

Swiday 

A time-period occuring weekly between friday afternon and saturday morning. This time is usually spent in an intoxicated state prefferably among other people.

The expression is commonly used among students to help plan the start of the weekend.

-What are you doing this swiday?
- Me? ...Probaly the ush, play some beerpong and drink too much.

This swiday is going to be rad!

Swiday by DanneMuttan September 27, 2011

Swish Pants 

A style of pants, typically worn by school kids, gym rats and street people, that make a swishing sound as you walk.

Mike wasn't allowed to enter the bar because he was wearing swish pants.

Swish Pants by Willy Pom June 11, 2008