journalist
journalist by Random Netizen May 18, 2018
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A holder of any one of myriad possible jobs in the field of journalism, from the noble reporter of news on down to the gossip columnist or the sleazeball who puts his byline on a press release and submits it unaltered for publication. Derives from the verb "to journalize," which shares with the public's respect for journalists the fact of being non-existent. For reasons as yet undetermined, actual respectable reporters have even embraced this vacuous label.
From what he told me about his job I thought he was some kind of hard-nosed reporter dedicated to getting at the truth and telling it to the public -- but when I asked him again what he told me was, he was a journalist. So I shot him in the head.
journalist by ak4mc March 16, 2011
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Journalist wrote about 42 people slaughtered.
Next day people read that from newspaper and discussed about how bad things are all over.
Next day people read that from newspaper and discussed about how bad things are all over.
Journalist by Pandasur Real November 25, 2009
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a professional liar. a professional distorter. a professional hate mongerer. they craftily use newspapers and television programs to create the illusion that the entire world believes like them. in reality, they are literally just a couple psychos with a really big megaphone. Like Satan, they only have any influence in your life if you choose to let them in.
Journalist=modern day sophist. not only do they tell you things they know aren't true, they charge you for it!!!! Yeah, like I'm going to pay 50 cents and 30 minutes of my time to get lied to.
journalist by axle rose and his big mansion May 26, 2009
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1: Dude, why the hell are you a journalist? It's demeaning to celebrities. All you do is annoy them constantly with hopes of getting information out of them.
2: You must not know what a journalist is. It's what we do. Deal with it.
2: You must not know what a journalist is. It's what we do. Deal with it.
Journalist by pomf July 11, 2012
Journalist
4chan term for attention seeking whores who use slander and misinformation to get clicks and sell ads.
Journalist by Richard Longflop December 19, 2018