Definitions by ak4mc
dollarrhea
The condition of being unable to control spending, often extending even to the point of printing more money just to spend it.
"How did we get more than $16 trillion in debt? Could it be because of the federal government's dollarrhea?"
dollarrhea by ak4mc February 19, 2013
NJNBHN
An internet acronym signifying "Not just no but hell no." Used when rejecting a proposition that is beyond merely unacceptable.
"You want me to hire people who can't do the job, pay them a higher wage than they're worth, give them benefits even I don't get and pay more in taxes for the privilege? NJNBHN."
luck
A consequence of random chance (a force which affects everyone equally and is therefore the fairest thing in life) (contrary to the bitching, whining, moaning and complaining of people who think it's "unfair" that other people make more effective use of luck than they do) (seriously, the difference between "bad" luck and "good" luck is WORK) (dammit).
"So he and I found a bundle of $100 bills, and we split them up evenly, and he spent his on women and booze while I invested mine and got rich, and now he's pissed off because I was 'lucky.'"
bureaucrap
(verb) The act of putting an idea, proposal or document through examination by a bureaucracy or bureaucratically minded administrator.
"I had a great idea but I don't know what it'll look like once management gets done bureaucrapping all over it."
bureaucrap by ak4mc September 6, 2011
JFW
"Just fucking wow." An expression of disbelief over something truly amazing, astounding, or mind-bogglingly stupid.
"Did you see how much taxpayer money the Obamas are spending on their Martha's Vineyard -- while even the rich gomers that live there are hurting in this economy? JFW."
ts;dr
"Too stupid; didn't read." Used to warn new visitors to a site that one of the regular denizens habitually makes comments lacking in factual basis, logic, or perspective. Plays on "tl;dr," frequently used as a criticism of commenters who post walls of text to make points unworthy of the time either to write or read.
I see our usual font of idiocy has posted another ts;dr comment. If you value your brain cells you'll skip reading it.