ak4mc's definitions
A consequence of random chance (a force which affects everyone equally and is therefore the fairest thing in life) (contrary to the bitching, whining, moaning and complaining of people who think it's "unfair" that other people make more effective use of luck than they do) (seriously, the difference between "bad" luck and "good" luck is WORK) (dammit).
"So he and I found a bundle of $100 bills, and we split them up evenly, and he spent his on women and booze while I invested mine and got rich, and now he's pissed off because I was 'lucky.'"
by ak4mc September 23, 2011

An internet acronym signifying "Not just no but hell no." Used when rejecting a proposition that is beyond merely unacceptable.
"You want me to hire people who can't do the job, pay them a higher wage than they're worth, give them benefits even I don't get and pay more in taxes for the privilege? NJNBHN."
by ak4mc October 12, 2011

1. Mismanagement that is clearly deliberate and malicious.
2. Innocently incompetent mismanagement that has such detrimental consequences that it could not be worse if it were deliberate and malicious.
3. (proper) A specific administration that meets either of the above definitions.
2. Innocently incompetent mismanagement that has such detrimental consequences that it could not be worse if it were deliberate and malicious.
3. (proper) A specific administration that meets either of the above definitions.
We still have two and a half more years of the Obama Maladministration ahead of us, but fortunately I can see 2012 from my house.
by ak4mc July 8, 2010

Someone who insists on referring to Tea Party activists as "teabaggers" because of the word's pre-existing sexual connotation. Derives from some TP sympathizers' response of inviting such persons to suck their 'nads.
You're never going to convince that guy to stop calling you a teabagger because he's a habitual nadsucker hoping to score.
by ak4mc November 12, 2010

(verb) The act of putting an idea, proposal or document through examination by a bureaucracy or bureaucratically minded administrator.
"I had a great idea but I don't know what it'll look like once management gets done bureaucrapping all over it."
by ak4mc September 6, 2011

by ak4mc September 6, 2011

“He twettened me because he didn’t have the balls to say it to my face.”
by ak4mc January 25, 2011
