"Just Lose Weight" - a non-sequiter, or set of instructions that has no bearing whatsoever on the actual context.
Patient to doctor: "My knee hurts."
Doctor: "JLW"
Patient to doctor: "I've got a rash on my forehead."
Doctor: "JLW."
Doctor: "JLW"
Patient to doctor: "I've got a rash on my forehead."
Doctor: "JLW."
by sruths August 17, 2008
JLW is some1 who does things coz they think they r funny , when they are not - ... even tho wat they did was quite funny , they shud never b told that !
( H ) james lee warren is a JLW coz of what he put on urban dictionary about Hugh rose! ( E )
hughs amazing and hopes no1 finds what he put ... despite my subtle clues.. ( A )
hughs amazing and hopes no1 finds what he put ... despite my subtle clues.. ( A )
by hajoker16 May 27, 2009
The JW curse is when you're never good enough to ever have anybody although you're good enough to be a soulmate because you're pure of heart and soul but no woman wants you many will consider you ugly but even uglier and ugliest people get to have somebody while you're always rejected.
The JW curse will cause you to constantly contemplate on taking your own life but you're scared of death so you live in hell but most times you consider taking your own life by your hand and dying alone instead of continuing to live alone dying alone is your destiny being laughed at of the idea of you wanting somebody is your personal hell. To have somebody as heaven to be alone is hell. Guys that treat women like crap beat them rape them and abuse them mentally and physically or better than you they have a better chance than you as it's been proven all over the world every day....
That is the JW curse
The JW curse will cause you to constantly contemplate on taking your own life but you're scared of death so you live in hell but most times you consider taking your own life by your hand and dying alone instead of continuing to live alone dying alone is your destiny being laughed at of the idea of you wanting somebody is your personal hell. To have somebody as heaven to be alone is hell. Guys that treat women like crap beat them rape them and abuse them mentally and physically or better than you they have a better chance than you as it's been proven all over the world every day....
That is the JW curse
by Protoxic November 2, 2021
The JW curse is when you're never good enough to ever have anybody although you're good enough to be a soulmate because you're pure of heart and soul but no woman wants you many will consider you ugly but even uglier and ugliest people get to have somebody while you're always rejected.
The JW curse will cause you to constantly contemplate on taking your own life but you're scared of death so you live in hell but most times you consider taking your own life by your hand and dying alone instead of continuing to live alone dying alone is your destiny being laughed at of the idea of you wanting somebody is your personal hell. To have somebody as heaven to be alone is hell. Guys that treat women like crap beat them rape them and abuse them mentally and physically or better than you they have a better chance than you as it's been proven all over the world every day....
That is the JW curse
The JW curse will cause you to constantly contemplate on taking your own life but you're scared of death so you live in hell but most times you consider taking your own life by your hand and dying alone instead of continuing to live alone dying alone is your destiny being laughed at of the idea of you wanting somebody is your personal hell. To have somebody as heaven to be alone is hell. Guys that treat women like crap beat them rape them and abuse them mentally and physically or better than you they have a better chance than you as it's been proven all over the world every day....
That is the JW curse
J.L.Whitehouse was born with the jlw curse he never overslept for anything cuz he is always been woken up by tears
by Protoxic October 28, 2021