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JLW
"Just Lose Weight" - a non-sequiter, or set of instructions that has no bearing whatsoever on the actual context.
Patient to doctor: "My knee hurts."
Doctor: "JLW"

Patient to doctor: "I've got a rash on my forehead."
Doctor: "JLW."
by sruths August 17, 2008

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