Shitty Wank

When a person is having a wank and their crotch and hands are all covered in their own shit.

"I was having a really good wank last night, and then I shit the bed. I thought about stopping but I just carried on and had a shitty wank instead"

Shitty Wank by topcatistop May 25, 2009

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Shitty Wank Demon

A weird Youtube creature that stalks through Youtube looking for the next victim. May or may not have a virus in the video, but is otherwise harmless.
The video is of a claymation guy pooping and then blowing his load on his feces, and a rabbit humanoid creature pops out and gives him 3 wishes. The guy wishes for a castle and one appears but it's made of poop and cum. Then he asks for a boat and a boat made of poop appears, and then he asks to go home and is teleported to a world made of poop and wank.
Another video has a person (maybe the same dude from the first) doing the same as before but in a toilet, so the shitty wank demon's wife appears and throws poop like a chimp.

Don't go to the Shitty Wank Demon's world, it is made of raw sewage.

Shitty Wank Demon by happyatcommonsense March 26, 2019

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shitty wank stain

Someone who shits whilst wanking...

Oi you fucking idiot stop being a shitty wank stain.

shitty wank stain by Wonka August 11, 2018

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shitty wankers

A big pile of dicks, or wankers, covered fully and completely of hot steamy, squishy shit.

"Hey honey, can you clean up the shitty wankers".

shitty wankers by Tkvd09 July 9, 2017

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Shittwankies

Noun: the sand you find it your ass-crack after going to the beach that you keep finding EVERYWHERE

OH MY GOSH! I went to the beach LAST WEEK and I'm still finding shittwankies!!

Shittwankies by jo-jo-sweet May 23, 2011

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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