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Hiking the Appalachian Trail 

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Sneak away to meet your mistress. ("Hiking the Appalachian Trail" is the first explanation of where South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford was when he disappeared.)
"Has anyone seen Jawann? I've been calling and texting him for three days and he's not answering."

"Uh, he's hiking the Appalachian Trail."

"Oh. Got it."
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Hiking the Appalachian Trail 

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To be unfaithful to one's partner e.g. in an extramarital affair. Named after South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, who was said to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, when actually he was visiting his mistress in Argentina.
"My husband has a lot of "meetings" and "conferences" to attend to lately. I think he might be hiking the Appalachian trail."
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Hiking the appalachian trail 

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Euphemism for preforming oral sex on a woman.

Specifically to lick from the bottom of a woman's labia upwards towards her clitoris.
Mark went 'Hiking the Appalachian Trail' much to the delight of his mistress.
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Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water 

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Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water is a spring water sourced deep in the Appalachian Mountains of Georgia. Owner And Founder Phillip Hodge also known as Thuggizzle has so many people excited to drink water and recycle. There has never been a water brand to break through the beverage industry with so many people jumping behind the brand in It's early stage. Thuggizzle has proven why Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water will be available in all stores soon.
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Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water 

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Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water Is The Coldest Water Out. Ultra Hydrating natural spring water from the Appalachian mountains of Georgia. Bullet shaped aluminum cans get colder faster and keep it colder longer. BPA free liner to avoid chemical exposure. Infinitely recyclable
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Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water 

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A spring water owned by Phillip Hodge also known as Thuggizzle hip hop artist from Texas. Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water comes from The Appalachian Mountains of Georgia where over 65" of rainfall is received on average a year. Thuggizzle Water LLC. is the water and distribution company the operates Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water.
Did you know that Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water is from The Appalachian Mountains Of Georgia?
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