Alcotheist

Someone who is far too drunk to have a religion.

Dan: So. How about that god, eh?
Rusty: Don't talk to me about god. I'm an Alcotheist.
Dan: What's an Alcotheist then?
Rusty: *pisses self and passes out in pool of vomit*
Dan: I feel enlightened!

Alcotheist by Unstableiser May 23, 2009

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Alltheist

A person who tries to claim ties to every religion out of fear of picking the "wrong" one. This in turn forms a paradox because some religions, such as Hinduism and Judiasm contradict each other as the former is polytheistic and the latter explicitly states that there is only one God.

A typical Alltheist may believe in Jesus, Hindu gods, and even the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Guy: I don't want to go to hell, so I'll just become an Alltheist
Girlfriend: Why am I even going out with you?

Alltheist by HockeyUSA72 October 24, 2007

Word of the Day on October 6, 2010

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Alcotheist • Alltheist • altheist

altheist

One who thinks AL is god.

It got awkward for the altheists when they realized they had misinterpreted the initials for Artificial Intelligence (AI) as AL.

altheist by al-76 September 2, 2018

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Alltheist

The belief in all religious gospels and unlike previously stated Hinduism doesn't contradict judaism. (Hindus believe that each god is just a different incarnation of the creator.) Alltheism is just a way to respect everybodies beliefs and believe whatever you want to believe.

Andrew: Man I just can't find the right religion!

Mark: Have, you heard of Jehovah!

Andrew: Fuck it, Im gonna be an Alltheist!

Alltheist by Sandman Chewer April 17, 2014

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Alltheist

A believer that accepts within all peoples there is inherently an apparatus to contact higher intelligence, and through experience and sentient life, everyone develops their own unique language to communicate with that intelligence.

Being an Alltheist isn't a matter of indecision but a very definite decision to recognize a person over a specific belief they hold.

I believe in my ability to decide what I believe, I believe in yours, I believe in everyones'; I am an Alltheist.

Alltheist by gsusgod January 17, 2015

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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