Alcotheist

Someone who is far too drunk to have a religion.

Dan: So. How about that god, eh?
Rusty: Don't talk to me about god. I'm an Alcotheist.
Dan: What's an Alcotheist then?
Rusty: *pisses self and passes out in pool of vomit*
Dan: I feel enlightened!

by Unstableiser May 24, 2009