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Flop ass 

Basically a synonym for douchebag. Can mean anyone that is either scurvy, a putz, stupid, lame, dorky, or a nerd.

That guy has rubber testicles hanging from his back bumper, what a flop ass!!

So you spent all last night Watching MadTV? You are a flop ass!
Flop ass by Tripton July 24, 2008
A brand of Aerosol sprayed in the ass to seal it and thus prevent it from farting. Usually applied forcefully in dark places.
That guy was farting a lot, so I beat him up and put some Flonass in his crack to shut his ass up.

flopasaurus rex 

That one friend who consistently flops on the plans
Theo is a flopasaurus rex
Noun; someone who runs their mouth too much
Shut the hell up flapass”
flapass by Unrealisticquote October 21, 2022

Flip flop ass drop 

This is when you are riding public transit and you offer someone your seat, only to stand next to them and fart directly in their face.
The kind young man offered his seat on the bus to an elderly woman. Moments later, the look on her face made it clear that she had fallen victim to the flip flop ass drop.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026