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Dale Gribble

The paranoid and really funny guy on King of the Hill. Dale's wife Nancy cheated on him and had a kid (Joseph) with John Redcorn, who is an Indian American and Dale believes that because Joseph is so tan and dark that his great grandmother was Italian, and in one episode that "aliens" impregnated Nancy. Dale does not sign his real name on anything he signs, he uses the name Rusty Shackelford, which he also has the birth certificate of. Records all of his phone calls, has metal cage doors (like in malls) to roll down over his windows and doors. Has his fake little security company "Dale-Tec" that doesn't do anything except give you a bunch of free Dale-Tec balloons when you sign up. Also he writes his own local newspaper called "The Gribble Times" that covers news and events in the alley. Believes that the CIA and FBI are bad. Has theories and conspiracies on just about anything that happens or anything that anyone says.
Clank noises are heard when Hank's truck is broke, the noises are clearly coming from the truck
Dale Gribble: Must be those stealth helicopters, they still have some clanks to work out.

Hank answers telephone
Dale disguises his voice
Dale: You don't know who I am but I know where you live.
Hank? Dale is that you?
Dale: Oh Hank, can I speak with Peggy?
Peggy: Hello Dale
Dale: You don't know who I am but I know where you live......
Dale Gribble by Hi-Ya Zip May 16, 2009

dale gribble

the very funny neighbor of hank hill on the animated series "king of th hill"
I am a one man externiation corperation

dale gribble

When a daulton charles inserts his penis in a grown ass mans ear. Then licks the cum out of his ear an mixes it with a warm pot of chili.
Dude i had some mean dale gribble yesterday.
dale gribble by chad dieter October 31, 2009

Dale Gribble

A name you call someone that is super paranoid or wears a tinfoil hat unironically. The nickname comes from a character in the TV show King of the Hill, where Dale Gribble is portrayed as a eccentric guy who is super into conspiracy theories
Dude, you realize BlackRock were responsible for-”

“I don’t give a fuck about jewish niggas, take your tinfoil hat off Dale Gribble”
Dale Gribble by George N. May 15, 2025

The Dale Gribble Effect

the tendency to be paranoid and obsessed with conspiracy theories, while being oblivious to obvious truths
The Dale Gribble Effect is when someone’s distrust of authority becomes so extreme that it blinds them to the obvious truth — they’re so busy hunting conspiracies that they can’t see the real one happening right in front of them.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026