Rusty Bumper

When the drunk redman man (generally named Tanto) tries to slip his third mocassin into your turd cutter and ends up just dick punching your fart box. It is called the rusty bumper due to the uniquely rusty color that a redman's dong exhibits.

God damn Tanto was so drunk last night he kept giving me the rusty bumper.

Rusty Bumper by Strangler Hunter July 24, 2019

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Rusty Bumper

(n). A feces latent anus sighting during the action of sex.
(n). A person's ass you might think to be rather dirty. A dirty ass.

I was having sex with this girl and when I flipped her over she had a rusty bumper.

I bet that girl has a rusty bumper.

Rusty Bumper by Andy and the Rad April 20, 2009

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rusty bumper

When you have anal sex right after someone takes a shit and doesnt wipe.

My girlfriend just took a shit but she was so horny she let me have her rusty bumper.

rusty bumper by bryceb476 April 7, 2015

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rusty bumper

When you're having sex, you shit in your hand and smear it across the buttocks of your partner, and proceed to hump aggressively.

David pulled a fucking rusty bumper on Max, and he didn't even see it coming!

rusty bumper by club210 May 7, 2009

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

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