Tardtronic

When you are a retard when it comes to electronics, computers, phones, palm pilots, ect...

I looked at Lexi as i fiddled with the remote unsuccessfully and said to her "I can't help that I'm Tardtronic." she frowned and asked "what's tardtronic?" "It's when you are retarded when it comes to electronics." i grinned and added "I just made that up."

Tardtronic by Annee_S May 6, 2009

tardtanic

when a retards attempt at hygene is destroyed by a giant bowel movement floating in the bath tub

"don't touch me tardtanic!"

tardtanic by bigtall March 23, 2008

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Tardtronic • tardtanic • Tardonics

Tardonics

The language of retards, or someone who speaks stupidly.

He's making no sense whatsoever. He's speaking Tardonics.

Tardonics by Broadacres January 17, 2011

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Tardtanic

A windowed van, typically a Ford E-Series, used for transporting groups of retarded people from location to location. Can be seen parked outside mall food courts, zoos, parks, and any other place tards congregate.

A Tardtanic just pulled up to the food court entrance at the mall.

Tardtanic by xXXXXXXXXx March 26, 2020

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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