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Chutster 

A US Marine generally stationed in Jacksonville, NC, who gets at least two haircuts a week, the second one usually occurring on Friday afternoons. A Chutster consumes Monster energy drinks by the caseload and wears Tapout apparel even though he's never actually participated in an MMA match. When he goes to bars, he orders copious amounts of Jaggerbombs and dollar beers like Natural Ice and Keystone. He must have at least one moto tattoo which is oftentimes accompanied with a tribal. He may or may not have a can of Copenhagen in his back pocket, and his pickup truck is more than likely raised three feet off the ground and adorned with Mossy Oak bumper stickers. Yut. Kill.
Chutster 1: Broseph, I just ordered some Natti Lite for those bitches over there
Chutster 2: Roger that Devil Dog, I'm glad I downed those Monsters tonight. My EGA Tat really hurts though
Chutster by vkxUSMC May 4, 2009
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this little chutter monkey needs to get the hell back
chutter monkey by mike headmon January 3, 2009
"Dude, did you see that chubster over there?" His friend responds, "Damn! She is big."
Chubster by Chubster123 August 6, 2016
Like purring, chuttering happens when a guinea pig is relaxed, happy or content. Sometimes, while you’re petting your them, you may hear them purr with some chuts in-between. However, some guinea pigs go their whole lives only purring when they feel these happy emotions.
Doodle the guinea pig chuttered when he was fed carrots.
Chutter by sonsOfAnarchy August 28, 2015
some one who is proud to be a fatty mcfatfat
chubster by Anonymous February 11, 2003
1. A chubby hipster.

2. An overweight although confident, well-dressed and funny man or woman. They are seen as cool and desirable due to a magnetic personality that compensates for their perceived lack of physical attractiveness.
Celebrity examples of chubsters: Jonah Hill, Zach Galifianakis
Chubster by killerpinetree September 19, 2010
A slightly overweight girl with a really pretty face and an awesome personality.
Guy #1: "Hey...did you see the chubster that just walked in?"

Guy #2: "Ya. I'd totally do her."
chubster by McGilligan January 8, 2010