When you've been searching your entire life for
dat dicky but it's nowhere to be found. Your gf breaks up with you and marries a
piglet, so you drink warm New Amsterdam and pretend to whack it to Guy Fieri and listen to
Nickelback.
Damn bro, my ex married a
pig. It's
cuz I'm a No Dick Bostwick and rub my
nub to Diners, Drive-ins & Dives.