9 definitions by #SoNotAJames
Jamal is a gay that should be completely confident because he's smart, talented, athletic and an ebony beast, but just isn't mostly cuz he's an big angry black man with an unusually disfigured penile region. Fag.
by #SoNotAJames August 12, 2023
A Pink Panther is like taking a Phantom but you leave a little clue behind that something was there.
I was quite confident I took a Phantom but after further inspection and the obligatory courtesy wipe it was clear that I Pink Panther'd my pooper 💩
by #SoNotAJames November 2, 2021
When you wine and dine a fat man, seducing him with tapas and flamenco and then slay him with yer matador dicky and ride him like a bull through the streets of Pamplona.
by #SoNotAJames June 26, 2022
When you wine and dine a fat man, seducing him with tapas and flamenco and then slay him in his backside with yer matador dicky and ride him like a bull through the streets of Pamplona.
by #SoNotAJames June 1, 2022
He just pulled my shirt down and whispered sweet nothings right into my areolas... It wasn't until it was all over that I realized that he was just Beelzebubing my boobies!
He's such a Nipple Deceiver!
He's such a Nipple Deceiver!
by #SoNotAJames May 4, 2020
Jamesing: the art of being "a James". It consists of long nights of deep throating Tito's and wishing one wasn't "a James", despite the ongoing issues of micro-dick-ism and generally not having a personality or being relevant.
by #SoNotAJames November 19, 2020
A wannabe Swede that is insecure about his dance moves and makes sick ass workout videos with a midget. Obsesses over his jogging form and tries to be a baller/shot caller but actually spends most of his time sticking random accoutrement up his anus and enjoys calling people "jabronis". Used to have a vanilla last name but changed it to appear more exotic, when he really just a white boy from the burbs that probably likes dick a little too much. Holla!
Hello, I am from Sweden (in a regionally accurate Swedish dialect). Do I Dougie good, daddy? Oh, is that a stapler? Stick it up my bunghole and then let's for a jog in the park. That'd be litty af! #SavageZavala
by #SoNotAJames April 18, 2022