meathead

A person who acts like an idiot or otherwise incompetent person. They usually do things to try to fit in, but do them wrong. Meatheads also have weird habits that they think are normal, but really aren't. Meatheads are generally slow (mentally) and are obnoxious, and sometimes try to act like experts in areas that are usually unimportant (such as racoon behavior or other such oddities). A synonym for meathead is idiot.

(Guy tries going off a jump, and falls)
Steve: Dude, that guy's such a fucking meathead (referring to guy who fell).
Greg: Yeah, he can't even ride a bike.
Guy: Did you see that! I almost made it!
Steve + Greg: Yeah beat it, you fucking meat!

by scmar August 14, 2007

meathead

A Small Brained Individual, Who thinks about nothing but Lifting Weights, Protein Shakes, NAPS, Wearing Cutoffs, Night Clubs, and impressing, women, usually 2 to 3 years younger than themselves. They Wear Shirts too small and, don’t care about school until they find out benching 350 pounds wont get them a job at the big business. Meatheads will have a myspace, showing numerous pictures of themselves flexing and showing off their polished muscles. Future involves bagging food at local convenient store. When having spare time they can be found at the local, GNC. Meatheads associate themselves as in some sort of mafia ex: Sleeveless, Mafia. In 10 years you can usually find this, mafia working a low wage job like blockbuster cashier, or of a fast food restaurant reminiscing of their high school, glory days!

Gerald is usualy a Strong Meathead name along with Carl

perfect Example http://myspace.com/213951608

by M-Twon OH December 31, 2008

meathead

Canadian military slang for a military police officer. The term comes from their identifying red berets.

I wanted to sneak off base last night, but there were meatheads everywhere.

by Rob774 October 23, 2007

meathead

The alien from Meatballs Part 2.

"Me Ted."
"Meathead?"

by Qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujm,kiol./;p September 04, 2006

meathead

A person that nobody likes, they are obsessed with playing D-1 football even though they suck, they can't get any girls and often disgust them i.e. Kelly Bireley, and their penis is so small that when they flashed it at the pool nobody could see it.

Brad Thorson
"I asked out Kelly Bireley 7 times and got denied each time."

by TW December 19, 2004

meathead

usually a overly large muscular soldier, normally infantry but can apply to special ops

that bar is where all the meatheads hang out

by Carathee December 12, 2004

meathead

Someone who has a log for a neck. Cant see their neck as it is so meaty, blends into their shoulders.

Look at dan, that meathead!

by Andrew Lingford June 13, 2005