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pud knucker 

A pud knucker is someone who never leaves their house. They bearly get any social interaction and the internet is their only friend.
"Bob never goes out to party, he's turning into a real pud knucker".
pud knucker by Phucker January 27, 2007
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pudknocker 

A person (usually male) who is pretentious and arrogant, but lacks any real skill or ability. Most often used by military pilots.
Around here, we got two kinds of pilots: the hotdogs who get all the hot planes, and then you got your pudknockers who dream of flying the hot planes. So, what are you two pudknockers gonna have?
pudknocker by eyeheartboobs May 15, 2004

pudknucker 

A person (usually male) who is pretentious and arrogant, but lacks any real skill or ability by thinking with his penis instead of his brain.
Also see: pudknocker
Oh, don't give a shit about the comment your brother just made, you know what a pudknucker he can be!
pudknucker by spitwad October 11, 2006

pudknocker 

stupid men who fucks everything up so badly it's as if they attempt to execute tasks with their flacid penises,
Everything Randy touches turns to shit! What a pudknocker.

pudknocker 

Any vehicle (but mostly a 1980's beat to shit F250) that has a serious engine knock and leave puddles every where it is parked.
That Tony sure has a sweet pudknocker.
pudknocker by Bob 34 Dobbs March 28, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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