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Crookers 

Crookers is the conflation of Crack and Hookers. Two popular indulgences of the more affluent Scumbag (or Andrew). Common-all-garden Scumbags can normally only afford to indulge in Crack or Hookers but the Andrew can afford to juxtapose his pleasures with the Crooker.
Sean: Hi Andy, I hear you've just been paid. Finally getting that new jacket you've had your eye on?

Andy: Nah, I've spunked it all on Crookers
Crookers by Ein Kunt January 25, 2010
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snab crooker 

crab snooker - to play snooker using live crabs and a pole.
He played snab crooker and was ecstatic!
The bunch of people who believe blindly in their crook master called Dictator Dan
PRGuy is a crooker
Crooker by Abra2000 August 29, 2022

hot dog cookers 

Hot dog cookers are metal stick figures in the shape of a man with an extra appendage between his legs. Chefs use the extra appendage to scewer hot dogs (other tubed meat is also exceptable) and then places the entire apperatuce on a Bar-be-que or grill. Processed meats will then cook by the heat from the grill and the heat also cooks the meat inside out due to the impaledness of the hot dog cooker apperatice. The entire ordeal makes a delecious hot dog as it is cooked inside and out and also serves as a hilarious party gag due to the falice like resemblence of a metal stick figure with a flesh like boner
Sean used a hot dog cooker at the last gay frat party he attended.

"HOT DOG COOKERS!"
hot dog cookers by Philthy Rich September 15, 2008

Crookery 

When someone who is a crook, steals from another crook.
This is pure crookery man!