Anal five

The act of slapping a person's ass. Aiming for the crack is what makes it an anal five causing both cheeks to be slapped.

She thought he was just going for one cheek but he got both with his anal five

Anal five by THECURRYMAN April 26, 2009

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five finger anal death punch

Where you jab your hand up someone else's ass, but then, quickly forming your hand into a fist before it hits the anus. The resulting impact kills the person instantly. Ideal for a KO move.
Inspired by the term "anal death punch" and the band "Five Finger Death Punch" (an amalgamation of each phrase).

*InsertNameHere* gives person B a five finger anal death punch. B drops dead almost immediately.

five finger anal death punch by jedarus May 19, 2009

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