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B-RAD the granny pounder 

Its more complex than you might think. Hes natural and skilled at it. Born with it. He pounds, nests, humps the honey and last but not least, he hides the salami. You can think of him as to "pork your lover". Ladies keep your grannys away for b-RADS!!! they float like a butterfly and sting like a bee!!
B-RAD the granny pounder are extremely horny and sexual. They get sexually aroused around grannys

brad graham 

Brad graham is a dope ass muthafucka who bleaches his teeth so white it acts as a lazer beam for the ladies so they dont get lost in the dark when between the sheets.

Brad graham creatures are complex species with gangster rap and eckhart tolle in their cd player amongst one of their various forms of transportation due to annihilating the fuck out of their vehicles. most likely alcohol and rage induced.

Dont cross a Brad Graham.. especially with his girlfriend, you may get kidnapped off the side of the street, ducttapped and paper bagged, and driven out to the middle of nowhere and threatened to be killed and never heard from again.

Make sure to take Brads "light heatedly" when party favors are involved: wrestle with care, pat his head, and tell him how schmmmmexy he is even if he calls you a homofaggot that likes to such donkey dick.

Brad Grahams thrive best amongst beer pong, curious individuals that can entertain him, upper, downers, hot sex and yes, princess blanket cuddles.
Whats that brad Graham?

"Schmeeechmeeeschmeee"
brad graham by fascist lemonde December 9, 2013

Brad gable 

is a curly headed fuck and bipolar and shouldn't have 4 caffeine pills at one time, oh and can be a dick sometimes
Brad gable by blondeman93 October 21, 2010

Brad Gamble 

One who sticks their penis up a sheep's poo hole, anus or arse and attempts to have sex with it.

Also known as a New Zealander.

Brad Gamble fucks sheep in the arse.
Brad Gamble by Not brad January 1, 2009

Brad Gorton 

A lazy drug dealer who likes to kidnap and rape kid (mainly boys) he forces kids to sell drugs for them and then robs them and makes them repay him by raping them violently
Daniel: I woke up last night with a sore ass and throat
Harry: did Brad Gorton get to you by any chance
Brad Gorton by Harry toreria January 25, 2022

Brad Gillis 

The Night Ranger guitarist who had the undesired position of filling Randy Rhoads shoes in Ozzy Osbournes band after Randy Rhoads was tragically killed.

His tademark style was outlined by use of harmonics in conjunction with the whammy bar.
Brad Gillis was Ozzy's guitar player on the 'Speak of the Devil tour'.
Brad Gillis by piptardsman October 29, 2009