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Lebanon Valley College

...also known as Loserville Central
That college that people go to, but no one really knows where it is.
People only drink in their rooms on weeknights, and everywhere else on the weekends. Pubic safety "patrols" the streets, and by patrolling we mean only giving out parking tickets.
Known for it's music programs, the music students live in Blair, and only come out to look down on those who are not music majors.
Football team sucks, but they think they're the shit.
Hockey team sucks, and only consists of players who were born before 1983, most of who are super, super, super (you get the idea) seniors
Has shitty student bands, which is surprising because it is a music school.
Located next to a Wal-Mart...enough said.
Notable personalities include Sun-burnt Barbie, Horny Democrat, and Paterno's Reject.
A: Yeah I go to Lebanon Valley College.
B: Where's that?
A: Eh...don't worry about it.
B: Do you have any good bands?
A: We have bands that think they are cool...like "Two Meanings".
Lebanon Valley College by DeadZone February 11, 2009
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Lebanon Valley College

A small college located in Bumblefuck, PA that is known for it's music programs and its Jesus lovers.
A tiny, 3-4 block campus, with a few houses, and students can't live off campus anymore.
Greek life is kinda pitiful, because they're not allowed to have houses either.
Few people outside of the Lebanon/Lancaster/Harrisburg area will recognize the name.
Also, somehow all the tour guides forget to mention the train that runs right behind half the dorms at all hours of the day and night.
"My high school was bigger than Lebanon Valley College"

Jay: "I'm going to Lebanon Valley in the fall"
Bob: "Ooh"
Jay: "You have no clue what/where that is, do you?"
Bob: "Nope, sorry"

Lebanon Valley College

Fast forward 9 years...

students are constantly failing out of PT.
freshmen leave mid fall.
Juice bros makes more money than Metz.
Football team is still shit with more than half the school as players on the team. (123 if you're wondering)
The bridge is disinegrating (hoping it collapses while I'm walking across it).
The age of hockey players continues to increase.
UG is lit
Campus is still small but third floor humanities will leave you hospitalized.
Tuition increases spent on a PT building and our 23rd varsity sport: an e-sports team.
Mother (to relatives): "yeah, my son's a collegiate athlete at Lebanon Valley College!"
Relative: "oh really? What does he play, football, basketball?!"
Mother: "he's on the e-sports team!"
Relative: "dafaq.."

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016