human claymore 

A drunk who tends to vomit all over the place.

S-Dizzle: Nope, I'm driving. Although, to be honest, I can't really drink much even if I wanted to, I can't drink more than a bottle or cup of something in a night or else I become a human claymore.

D-Rizzle: I wish I had that ability. Women would be able to take advantage of me after only 10 dollars..

S-Dizzle: My name is John and my vag is wet! ::vomits::

human claymore by LoveMeSomeMe April 19, 2009

Human Claymore 

The act of Shoving your fist into your partner and once inside, opening your hand and releasing multiple ball bearings.

"Wow, Todd gave me a Human Claymore last night and I'm still shitting ball bearings"

Human Claymore by The Duke of Alcatraz March 29, 2009