alvey 

the most pimp shizzle last name ever; if one has this last name, they are no doubt someone you should get to know

A: Is that an Alvey?
B: Well, yes, it is.
A: I wanna be friends with him/her!
B: Me too!
A: Not if I don't beat you to it!

alvey by katy December 10, 2003

Alvey 

A hypersensitive narcissist that has no motivation in life and can only look down on others. Whenever ever this person isn't the leader of something they pout and leave their friends. These people are often adults that have never held a job of any type and can only ask for money from their mommas. They often complain about broken things (commonly computer parts) just to get new ones. They only hang out with people in similar situation and others that are too afraid to call them out to make them feel better about themselves. Oh yeah and they also have tum tum issues.

The homeless guy over their was once an Alvey.

Alvey by MortNation August 18, 2015

Alvey/kevin 

Plays roblox

Alvey/kevin plays roblox

Alvey/kevin by Kevin/alvey January 11, 2021

nathan alvey 

The absolute chode king, somehow pulls negative girls and has an ego bigger that their future. Also, a Nathan Alvey somehow manages to have a dick smaller that a frog hair

Damn...that man is a real Nathan Alvey.. he has no bulge and he is soooo ugly

nathan alvey by Bappbapp March 8, 2017

Corey D. Alvey 

A guy who is bald and sucks on male genitalia.

Man do you see that Corey D. Alvey? He's happier than a queer with a bag full o' dicks.

Corey D. Alvey by appledocky February 4, 2010

alley-cat cute 

Someone with obvious flaws in their appearance, that has a quirky attractiveness despite the flaws.

There is something off about Kellyanne Conway's appearance, but she still alley-cat cute.

alley-cat cute by Chas501 January 11, 2017

aleyuh 

yet another bomb ass song by chase atlantic

"Ayo have you heard chase atlantic's new song aleyuh??"
"yuh dude, shits bomb asf"

aleyuh by Bunnei April 21, 2021